ItsBartholomew wrote on 23.03.2010 at 07:08:09:Thank you for sharing, Computer Jones. I don't know, I'm still slightly concussed after being cornered and mugged by a group of Barvuists Sunday evening.
We have a very small chabbernackle here, and we've decided to celebrate the next holy holiday by retaliating against the Barvuists who slapped me around and broke wind on my face (quite rude, and smelly). But we are struggling to organize our celebration, as our Lord tells us to be nice. Therefore, I have proposed we throw bricks with the word "niceness" engraved on them.
My personal lawyer and Tarvuist mentor, Sir Chesterton, remains concerned I am too violent.
How lucky of you to have apostates in your neighbourhood! In our village the apostates were disposed of a long time ago and after a series of tragic accidents on successive St. Frankenstein days, we have no other minority religions left either!
Luckily this enables us to create huge paper mache caricatures of other religions in our parades (just for fun!). We then create horns and tails on these caricatures (just for fun!) with which we can all have a big laugh about.
Clearly this in no way influences our congregations reactions when we are visted by apostates or heathens as it was all just for fun.
Neither does it influence any recruitment to armies or terrorist groups which bomb or invade countries of these other religions, as the whole thing was just one big hilarious joke. For fun.
Likewise i would not wory about being too violent towards Barvuists. Your rocks clearly have 'niceness' written on them do they not? Its the Barvuists fault if they have no sense of humour.
Praise Tarvu
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