====== Prophecies of Tarvu ======
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Parchments, dictated by [[Tarvu]] to [[Amzamiviram]]. They purported to "predict everything that would happen, for ever". (Pr*D'T**ns, 0,99-a.4) 

Some notable predictions contained therein:

  * The invention and demise of Concorde

  * The exact date of Albert Einstein's puberty

  * The dimensions of Idi Amin's master bathroom

  * The lyrics to almost every song by The Kinks

  * The resurrection of entertainer Bob Hope (TBC)

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The original parchments are held in an asbestos vault in the [[Givil]].