====== WHO'S WHO IN TARVUISM ====== {{:692497.thb.jpg|}} [[Tarvuism]] has a very particular - some say, complicated - hierarchy. This is perhaps natural for a world religion. Here are some of the main figures and official groupings in [[Tarvuism]]. ===== THE GIVIL ===== **[[High Pri'stm'nty Jon-John Torvakian]]** \\ Givil Meni-hentu - (Head of the Givil) **[[The Sril Martlin Brothers]]**\\ Givil mahetma-henny-hen-hutty-hoonah - (Vice Heads of the Givil) \\ **[[Lorraine Henderson]]** \\ Secretarimunty to [[High Pri'stm'nty Jon-John Torvakian]] **[[Jeff Hunt]]**\\ Personal Chauffeur to [[High Pri'stm'nty Jon-John Torvakian]] (Hunt is also known as 'Section 101') **[[Dr. Lahni T.T. Tahnus]]** \\ Gibbil ty-dFuntl (International Director of Tarvuism) **[[y-Lyl]]** \\ (Position Unknown, possibly Head of Givil Intelligence) **[[Lao Menou]]** \\ Chabbernackle Hen-henty (International Head of [[Chabernackle]]s) **[[Phyll 'MdMaster' Lawrence]]** \\ Head of Finance **[[Chal-d-TreDmunhl]]** \\ Limbic Organiser **[[Simone de Larosse]]** \\ Tarvuist Head of Regions **[[Gill Jidvunny]]** \\ Head of [[Priestmunty Gibbilini]]s **[[Samwyn Merris]]** \\ Vice head of [[Priestmunty Gibbilini]]s **[[Henny Tarvint]]** \\ Trice head of [[Priestmunty Gibbilini]]s **[[Barbara Mendel]]**\\ Head of Marketing ===== OFFICIAL TARVUIST ORGANISATIONS ===== **[[The Chabbernackle Ordermasters]]**\\ Consisting of 40 [[Givil]] members who have power over [[Chabernackle]]s worldwide **[[Articulum of Faith]]**\\ Central body consisting of former [[Givil]] members who debate issues of Tarvuist faith, which is then relayed back to [[High Pri'stm'nty Jon-John Torvakian]] and [[the Sril Martlin Brothers]], twice yearly. **[[The Sistema of the Tarvunty]]** \\ The Sistema comprise 300 women who debate a female perspective on chapters from the Tarvunty. This information is relayed to the Articulum of Faith, who in turn, pass this on to [[High Pri'stm'nty Jon-John Torvakian]] and [[The Sril Martlin Brothers|the Sril Martlin Brothers]] in their twice yearly reports. **[[The Tarvunical Commission]]**\\ Body of 30 men and women. Duties Unknown **[[The Tarvunical Undoing]]**\\ Body of 30 men and women. Duties Unknown. **[[The Quarterly Amzamiviram Dependence Unit]] (Q.A.D.U)**\\ Group of priestmunties and Tarvuist officials who meet every three months to debate the Chronicles and works of [[Amzamiviram]]. Amzamiviramic Laws may be passed by the QADU, only if approved by [[High Pri'stm'nty Jon-John Torvakian]] and a four-sevenths majority of the [[Givil]]. **[[The Institute for the Defence of Law]]**\\ There are 4 institutes around the world. Duties unknown. **[[Tibbi Manti Hutmanahun]]** (also known as 'Fools and Alms')\\ Entertainment division of the [[Givil]]. R&B star [[Tarvuism Today|Rhianna]] worked with the Fools and Alms Unit in Sep 2007, and was said to have perfomed at [[High Pri'stm'nty Jon-John Torvakian]]'s birthday party in Zurich last year. **[[The Rota]]**\\ Tarvuist Judges (or Tebberunties) who meet every sixth year with [[High Pri'stm'nty Jon-John Torvakian]] to discuss Tarvuist law and discipline. Comprise 9 Tebberunties. **[[The Union of Tarvuist Peoples]]**\\ Worldwide charitable organisation, devoted to spreading the word of [[Tarvu]] through special outreach programmes. **[[Tarvunical Department for Interfaith Dialogue]]**\\ Worldwide organisation devoted to working with other religions, to foster good will and understanding. **[[The Oobu Brotherhood]]**\\ Consisting of 8 revolving male Tarvuist Priestmunties, who liaise with the [[Givil]] on matters of date setting for festivals and questions of Tarvuist philopophy Not to be confused with: **[[The Oobuists]]**\\ Group of Tarvuist mystics, very much on the fringes of [[Tarvuism]], who lobby for [[Oobu]] the Holy Octopus to be considered as holy as [[Tarvu]]. Despite their fringe status, they still claim a stipend from the [[Givil]]. Led by the charismatic Ytranius MdLuntl, a former practitioner of Kabbalah. {{:oobuists_2.jpg|}} //Above: To the Oobuists, Oobu, as well as Tarvu, are Lord and Octopus of the Universes. //