It is completely unknown as to what The Tarvunical Commission does. All that is known is that it comprises roughly 30 Tarvuists. Where they meet and when is a mystery.
T.P.K. Henson - former Tarvuist and now arch critic of the religion - made an outrageous claim in 1990 that the Commission was in fact made up of 'masturbators'. He was sued by the Givil.
Above: This 18th century German document is the earliest recorded written proof of the existence of the Tarvunical Commission. Unfortunately, no details of its actual workings are revealed, only a note for an 'order of 20 wheels of good German cheese.'