Prophecies of Tarvu

Parchments, dictated by Tarvu to Amzamiviram. They purported to “predict everything that would happen, for ever”. (Pr*D'T**ns, 0,99-a.4)

Some notable predictions contained therein:

  • The invention and demise of Concorde
  • The exact date of Albert Einstein's puberty
  • The dimensions of Idi Amin's master bathroom
  • The lyrics to almost every song by The Kinks
  • The resurrection of entertainer Bob Hope (TBC)

The original parchments are held in an asbestos vault in the Givil.

 
prophecies_of_tarvu.txt · Last modified: 27/05/2010 10:41 by amzamiviram
 
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